鍵盤俠庫里退役勇士擺爛只留波杰吉巴換濃眉勇士直接起飛

球員數據：

開拓者（10-16）：夏普35分3板4助4斷、格蘭特35分3板2助、阿夫迪亞26分7板8助、威廉姆斯11分11板3助、樂福8分4助、卡馬拉7分3板3助2斷、西索科6分3板1助、穆雷5分3板2助、克林根3分10板3助3帽?

勇士（13-14）：庫里48分3板2助3斷、巴特勒16分7板4助3斷、格林14分8板7助3斷、波杰姆斯基12分7板6助、穆迪12分2板2助、波斯特11分1板4助、希爾德10分1板1助、戴維斯5分4板3助、斯潘塞2分2助、桑托斯1分2板2助、梅爾頓1板1助2斷

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[–]RocketsLockAndDen 1070 points 5 hours ago

I don't think people are prepared for how truly terrible the warriors are going to be once curry is gone

火箭球迷：等庫里一退，勇士會爛成什么樣，我感覺大家還沒做好心理準備。?

[–]Warriorslohohohoho 389 points 5 hours ago

They might give the ‘trust the process’ 76ers a run for their money

勇士球迷：他們說不定能和當年“相信過程”的76人比一比誰更爛。?

[–]RocketsLockAndDen 174 points 5 hours ago

Trust the Podz-cess

火箭球迷：相信“波杰過程”。?

[–]SockVonPuppet 62 points 5 hours ago

If they blow it up, but keep Podz, I will laugh.

球迷：如果他們徹底重建卻留著波杰姆斯基，那我可要笑了。?

[–]Rocketsharoldbaals 24 points 2 hours ago

I will never forget:

The Warriors are unwilling to include Brandin Podziemski

火箭球迷：我永遠不會忘記：“勇士隊不愿意在交易中送出布蘭丁-波杰姆斯基”。?

[–]Warriorsjcde7ago 151 points 5 hours ago

Maybe the fans that started watching the Warriors during the Curry era, but us oldheads that are around the same age as Steph is now and were watching in the early 2000s...we know exactly how fucking bad it can be (those teams struggled to win 20 games).

It was 40 years between Finals wins before the first one with Curry/Kerr (1975-2015), it legit could be the same case after Steph is gone. But in no reality can we be complaining when we got to watch this core make 6 Finals trips and win 4 of them in the past decade, that's more than a lifetime's worth of championships, just enjoyed them when they happened.

勇士球迷：也許庫里時代才開始看勇士的球迷沒概念，但我們這些和庫里年紀差不多、在21世紀初就看球的老家伙們……可太清楚這支球隊以前能有多爛了（那時候贏20場都費勁）。在庫里和科爾帶來第一個冠軍之前，球隊等了40年（1975-2015）。庫里退役后，歷史很可能重演。但我們無論如何都不該抱怨，因為我們親眼見證了這支核心在過去十年進了6次總決賽，贏了4個總冠軍，這已經超越許多人一輩子的冠軍記憶了，好好享受過就夠了。?

[–]LakersTheWestRemembers 118 points 5 hours ago

Most of this sub doesn’t realize that aside from the Run TMC Warriors and We Believe Warriors, there wasn’t a lot of excitement with this franchise. And if you think about it, the We Believe team is just famous for a huge first round upset.

湖人球迷：這個區里大多數人沒意識到，除了“RUN TMC”和“We Believe”時期的勇士，這支球隊歷史上就沒多少激動人心的時刻。而且仔細想想，“We Believe”那支隊伍出名也只是因為一次黑八。

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[–]PelicansHenrikCrown 738 points 5 hours ago

Warriors certainly need to make another big trade for an old veteran that sets the team's future back

鵜鶘球迷：勇士隊肯定還需要再做一筆大交易，換來一個年邁的老將，然后把球隊的未來再往后拖幾年。?

[–]LakersProof-Umpire-7718 159 points 5 hours ago

AD

湖人球迷：濃眉。?

[–]labdabcr 63 points 5 hours ago

Kuminga + salary filler + 4 frps.

球迷：庫明加+配平薪資+4個無保護首輪。?

[–]LakersNoAWP 54 points 4 hours ago

AD for Jimmy works straight up salary wise. I don't want to live in this timeline because if AD is healthy for the Warriors league is in trouble.

湖人球迷：用濃眉換巴特勒，薪水可以直接配平。我不想看到這條時間線成真，因為如果健康的濃眉去了勇士，聯盟其他隊可就有大麻煩了。?

[–]MKenshiX 964 points 5 hours ago

What a waste of another Curry carry

球迷：庫里的又一次天神下凡，就這么被浪費了。?

[–]Trail BlazersCrimdal 69 points 5 hours ago

Curry played great this game but he seemed gassed in the fourth. He smoked a layup he always makes and left his feet to make a pass while double teamed.

開拓者球迷：庫里這場打得是很好，但第四節看起來沒油了。他投丟了一個平時十拿九穩的上籃，還在包夾中跳起傳球。?

[–]alee51104 146 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, that’s what carrying a team at the age of 37 when your game plan revolves around off ball movement and stamina will do to you.

16/25 and 12/18 from 3 is genuinely an insane stat line no matter what age somebody is. Y’all were just the better team tonight(and probably will be for awhile given the team’s dysfunctional state rn).

勇士球迷：是啊，一個37歲、打法和戰術極度依賴無球跑動和耐力的老將，還要拖著全隊前進，結果就是會這樣。全場25中16，三分18中12，這數據放在任何年齡段都是神級表現。你們今晚就是更好的那支隊（考慮到勇士隊現在這混亂狀態，可能接下來一陣子都會是）。?

[–]simon2105 397 points 5 hours ago

Steve Kerr: "Steph you've gotta hit the 3 record there, those extra points would've won us the game"

球迷：科爾：“斯蒂芬，你當時必須破那個三分紀錄呀，那些額外得分本來能讓我們贏球的。”?

[–]WarriorsAkipella 221 points 5 hours ago

Randoms in our sub "Steph lost us this game with the TO at the end"

By that was his 3rd, Draymond had 8

勇士球迷：我們專區里有些人說“斯蒂芬最后的失誤葬送了比賽”。?

那個是他本場第3個失誤，而追夢有8個。?

[–]WarriorsMob_Abominator 97 points 5 hours ago

He's about to turn fucking 38, he was gassed by the end carrying this bum team.

勇士球迷：他TM馬上要38歲了，拖著這爛隊打到最后，肯定是累趴了。?

[–]LakersExtreme-Site-8496 98 points 5 hours ago

Curry can’t win with these cats

湖人球迷：庫里帶不動這群阿貓阿狗?

[–]WarriorsAkipella 360 points 5 hours ago

Steph had 48 points on 16/25 from the field, 12/18 from 3 and we're losing. We're fucking losing this game. Where is the defense? 132 points to a 9-16 team missing some of their best players still? Hell, where is the scoring outside of Steph?

勇士球迷：斯蒂芬拿了48分，25投16中，三分18中12，而我們居然輸了。我們TM的居然輸了這場比賽。防守在哪兒？讓一支9勝16負、還缺了核心球員的球隊得了132分？見鬼，除了庫里，其他人的得分在哪兒？

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[–]WarriorsShadowCrusader98 216 points 5 hours ago

Jimmy got his happiness back at least.

勇士球迷：至少吉米（巴特勒）又找回了他的快樂。?

[–]Heatcl353 113 points 5 hours ago

oh dang r warriors fans starting to make this joke too?

熱火球迷：好家伙，勇士球迷也開始玩這個梗了？?

[–]LakersXxEpicMonkee 80 points 5 hours ago

it always ends up the same way with jimmy

湖人球迷：和吉米搭檔，結局總是驚人的相似。?

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 93 points 5 hours ago

Just wasted a 48 pt game from Steph Warroirs are pathetic

猛龍球迷：就這么白白浪費了庫里的一場48分表演，勇士真可悲。

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[–]Ok_Possible_5702 87 points 5 hours ago

The worst part for the Warriors is that these are still the PG-less Blazers. And the Warriors still lost.

If Jrue or Scoot come back soon, the Warriors might even be pushed out of the play-in.

球迷：對勇士來說最糟的是，這還是一支沒有控衛的開拓者。就這勇士都輸了。?

如果霍勒迪或者亨德森很快復出，勇士可能連附加賽資格都要保不住了。?

[–]NBAdullknifeuser 142 points 5 hours ago*

Butler is a bum. He is getting paid 50+ million and can't even score 20 points.

EDIT: He is suppose to be the guy when Steph is off the floor, yet he shot 27% from the floor. WTF!!

NBA球迷：巴特勒就是個廢物。拿著5000多萬年薪，連20分都得不了。?

補充：他本應該在庫里休息時扛起球隊，結果命中率只有27%。我靠！

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[–]CavaliersDopamineQuest 45 points 5 hours ago

He's been riding that one finals performance and a few other series forever. He's always been severely over-rated.

騎士球迷：他就靠那一次總決賽表現和幾個系列賽吃一輩子老本。他一直被嚴重高估了。?

[–]WarriorsXaldes 150 points 5 hours ago

Fire this team minus Curry into the sun.

勇士球迷：把除了庫里之外的所有人都打包送到太陽上去吧。?

[–]LakersPartyAlex 95 points 5 hours ago

Free Steph Curry. Bro deserves to compete at least a little before he retires.

湖人球迷：放了庫里吧。兄弟在他退役之前，（球隊）至少應該再有點競爭力。?

[–]shallowhelms 131 points 5 hours ago

Curry going out with this team being a top 5 player in the league is unacceptable

球迷：讓庫里帶著聯盟前五的實力，和這支爛隊一起沉沒，是不可接受的。?

[–]Trail Blazerskazmir_yeet 78 points 5 hours ago

I still cannot believe he is 37. He looks like a 29 year old in his prime and it’s insane

開拓者球迷：我還是無法相信他已經37歲了。他看著就像個29歲的巔峰期球員，太瘋狂了。?

[–]WarriorsDaily_anxiety 45 points 5 hours ago

Sincerely, fuck this front office.

勇士球迷：真誠地說一句，管理層滾蛋。?

[–]Mario_Viana 40 points 5 hours ago

Steph would break the record if this went to OT

球迷：如果進了加時，斯蒂芬就能打破紀錄了。?

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron